morticious-delicious:

spell-bound-life:

Any of em if you throw em hard enough

This here’s my banishin’ rock. 

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

Why Are You Talk Like That

What The Hell Is Wrong With You

sonnet20:

veggietales is genuinely so fucking funny and it’s even funnier because as soon as i forget that it’s a christian show a carrot starts reciting a bible verse

pukicho:

josk8trboi:

pukicho:

capt-marvell:

pukicho:

3:23 AM make a wish

I wish that you would go to sleep

Yeah well I wish I grew an inch taller every day as you get an inch shorter until you’re as flat as a piece of paper and I’m 11 feet tall

You’re going to die of a mixture of skeletal instability and heart disease

Yeah but I’ll look good while doing it

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

wlwriot:

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

uzumaki-wonderland:

masterchiefkief:

good evening

chancethereaper:

pathesis:

catchymemes:

Credit: UNILAD

Me watching the ice split

This has the same energy as the “Its a fucking bear!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Oh there he is” vine

yesoksure:

Been thinkin about Homestuck